Photo Emilio García
Photo Emilio García
-I hereby declare the mee... meee... me... . FUCK!!!! FUUUCCKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I hereby declare the meet meet meeting ing meeting o O o op FUCK! MOTHERFUCKER KILL JUICE Balllicker assmunkey Bullpork ARk! OPEN!
-First off we have to decide whether or not to raise the membership fee with 50 $. Raise your hands in favor... 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8 TRAITORS, FUCK MONKEYS!!!! ÆÆÆÆÆÆH!!!!! 9,10,11,12 FUCK!
-Against... 1,2,3...3 3?! ??? I`LL KILL YOU!!! ÆÆÆH!!! GO TO HELL!!!!!!!! Fuck this. Mettings closed! Ass bitches!
Photo Eric and Christian
-I never fell to get a penalty. I needed some grass. I was a smokeballer. How else do you think I came up with the ideas for those fantastic goals? It was the pot. I`m a pothead. A professional potplayer.
-Asia is a freaking paradise. You got nutheads running every second country with total control. What more can you ask for? Africa is the only continent who could top that in fraud and corruption, but the efficiency... The Middle East? Forget it. I mean, it`s corrupt like hell, but even gangsters got standards. Central & South America will always be a good place. Especially Argentina. With so much natzi blood running around it has to be, says the Shadow.
-Their all sitting with their mePhones and BitchBerries, says a sound engineer at THX. We didn`t even put on the sound track on the last movie we put out. Guess what, nobody noticed. Not as in they didn`t notice, they didn`t notice the film.
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Rumors in heaven has it Jesus wasn`t so thrilled with Jobs and worried about his big return. "Leave some tricks for me! How can I get peoples attention after your version of the apple? Ours clearly suck in comparison!".
"I can`t do the waterwalk again. The moonwalk is taken, besides it`s too far away. Nobody will see it. Hollywood has taken their special effects far beyond what I ever did. And now your ruining my shot at technology. Damn you Steve. Now you know why. I`m jealous!"