The Vatican options Steve Jobs biography for possible Bible rewrite

Individual feels so #*@% special knowing it`s 7 billion more like him

Tourist not impressed with mankind after visiting cradle of humanity

After 9 billion bullets, one finally hit Gaddafi

The financial elite is pissing in their pants

Get ready for Tourette Society`s anal meeting

Julian Assange alerts more trouble. -It will be louder than Metallica!

Obama admits he liked white women in his days

Maradona was allergic to artificial turf

The black economy goes like hell

THX change their slogan to nobody is listening

The iMan

He had the whole world in his mouth

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