He had the whole world in his mouth

Take a bite. Earth was listening... not since the return of God some 2000 plus minus years ago, depending on your religion, has a press conference caused more halleluja among the chosen.

Rumors in heaven has it Jesus wasn`t so thrilled with Jobs and worried about his big return. "Leave some tricks for me! How can I get peoples attention after your version of the apple? Ours clearly suck in comparison!".

"I can`t do the waterwalk again. The moonwalk is taken, besides it`s too far away. Nobody will see it. Hollywood has taken their special effects far beyond what I ever did. And now your ruining my shot at technology. Damn you Steve. Now you know why. I`m jealous!"

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