The Vatican options Steve Jobs biography for possible Bible rewrite

The awesome testament. In a desperate attempt to sex up the Bible the pope and his gang of old men want to squeeze inn a chapter with Steve Jobs in the holy book. -We discussed introducing a page 3 girl but that did not go down well. Therefor we hope the brain of cosmic computer genius Steve Jobs will be enough, but no f*@#ing way we`ll show the apple logo. It goes against everything we stand for except little boys. We hope this stunt will attract new customers and bring fresh money into our overloaded bank accounts. We don`t even count money anymore, we count banks he he. HAH HAH HAH! Sweet Jesus! 

Photo Emilio GarcĂ­a