The financial elite is pissing in their pants

Tell your boss. Sales of adult diapers has gone through the roof at international stock markets. - I hate to ruin my expensive suit, therefore I grabbed my sons diapers this morning. I need it more than him right now, says the stock broker who hates to admit he hopes his little son doesn`t need them, but involuntarily know he will every 4th hour. They sell it at Tiffany's now under the slogan "Not in your pants?!".

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