Individual feels so #*@% special knowing it`s 7 billion more like him

The one. -I feel like the chosen one, says Lowrider. -Like I`m the only one, except for the 7.000.000.000 other who are exactly like me and could replace me anytime should I not be able to deliver. But there`s something special to that, having 7 billions ready to take my place. Who else has that? Who else can call in late for work and say someone will cover for me when you hire someone new? Only I can that cause nobody else has the balls to be as sleazy as I.

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