Jointball. -When I smoked it I got this bad cough and rash all over my body. But you know I couldn`t play on normal grass cause I would start cutting it and make myself a joint when no one was watching.
-I never fell to get a penalty. I needed some grass. I was a smokeballer. How else do you think I came up with the ideas for those fantastic goals? It was the pot. I`m a pothead. A professional potplayer.