President Trump & Ayatollah Khamenei To Appear On Season Finale Of Deal Or No Deal

 To be continued...

Refugee Kicked Out Of World Cup Can Stay On Earth

 Fifa just annonced that the African refugee who was shamefully denied access to USA and thrown out has safely retured to his home country in Africa. 


A lot has changed since his brothers and sisters came over against their will a few hundred years ago, but not racism, thats pretty stabile. 


Chances are, there will be consequences next time the World Cup is hosted on the African continent. 


On the other hand, as long as things aren't worse than they are now, chances are, Africans are quite happy with the the rest of the world picking up the bill way into the future, as long as its available on the tv. 

Winner Of World Cup NOT Playing Other Planets

 Fifa want to calm down players who fear that winning will turn into a galactic nightmare. 


-The winner of the Fifa World Cuo will not play against other life forms elsewhere in the Universe. So players can relax, they are not expected to play at a different gravity later on , they have had enough adjusting to the current climate. 

Bought All The Tickets In The Stadium - I Want To Watch The Game Alone!

 After his tv broke down, he had an epiphany. -Why don't I buy the whole stadium? I can't believe I hadn't thought of that before. I guess I was brainwashed by these big flatscreen TVs. Anyhow, turns out the stadium wasn't for sale, so what about the tickets then, says Drum Boy.

-I don't want a bunch of strangers in the stadium any more than my living room, but I got to admit, the image quality is better on a huge 4K screen than up front. And the sound too, so I brought a portable speaker and played some music. Tell you the truth, I want paying much attention to the game.


-Now I just have to pay off my credit card depth. I got an African Bank with unlimited overdraft. That's gonna be interesting. Hey, you only live once, ey! Maybe not much longer, but at least I lived it while it lasted.

The Middle East Best At Renewable Warfare , Russia-Ukraine In At Lousy Second

 Just stating the obvious. It's only facts. Please scroll on. Nothing to see here. Scroll along... 

Epstein Files Buried On The Moon

 Arthritis II - The Great Cover Up is the most successful and expensive trip in space since Watergate. They didn't need to, but they did anyway. 


They could have deleted the files at work, it would have been much cheaper, but thats why they didn't and hid it in the dark web, the original dark web, space!


The global elite doesn't use the dark web for their criminal activities, they use the dark space, to be sure they dont get caught. 


The International Space Station has always been a front, to hide the  poker game. As long as there has been humans in space, its always been about trafficking, prostitution and gambling. 


Like on earth. Humans are what they are wherever they go. High and low.

WORLD MESS ASSOCIATION RETURNS

Space premiere any time. Bigger, fatter and worse than ever! With a new staff ready to be exploited by the same ruthless asshole. Some things never change? Or what do you say Dalai Lama?