Mysteriously Few Grey Haired Leaders In China

What is it with Chinese leaders, they look so perfect. It's like their all hair models.

Where did the West go wrong? Was pollution a good thing? Did it make the Chinese strong? Or is it colouring their hair? Keeping it smooth and strong?

When you compare with American leaders, they turn either grey, white or bold. It's why it's called the White House, by the time your done, you've aged...

The White House could have been named the Grey House or the Bold House, but not the Black House, turning black doesn't provide the same privileges in America as in China.

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Mexico, First Country To Declare Trump Terrorist

Finally, what we have all been waiting for, it's official, The White House is taken over by terrorists. The rest of the world is expected to follow suit as Mexico takes the first bold step to put Trump on their terrorist watch list.

-We will keep a close eye on his movements and keep the world informed on his whereabouts. We have disconnected the red button in his office and changed the codes to the nuclear arsenal as a first line of disaster defence.

-The whole world knows he's up to no good. He's a small match for a United World. There's no need to worry, Mexico is on it, says military general Haseen Itall.

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Trump Is African-American, His Lips Gives Him Away

-He is, confirms lead singer of Rolling Stones and world lip authority Mick Jagger. -I've never seen a white man with lips like that, so he definitely originates from Africa.

Too bad he inherited the big lips, if I where to choose one big thing from my African ancestors it wouldn't be the lips.

Isn't it typical for men who weren't lucky in that department to be big mouthed?! I know all about it. I got a big mouth, but I'm not big mouthed, I don't need to, there's the difference...

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The Hunchback of Notre-Dame Offered To Ring The Opening Bell At Wall Street

Quasimodo has also got an offer to ring the bell at WWF and is deeply moved by the outstanding offers while Notre-Dame is rebuilt.

-I thought I was a monster and that nobody wanted to see me, now I get the most spectacular ring jobs in the business. What happened?

-I hear there's even a book written about me and that it's quite famous and has been for, like, 150 years... I had no idea.

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The Hunchback of Notre-Dame Out Of Work

-This is the first time since the 15th century I haven't had a job, I'm not sure how the job market will react to my skillset, so much has changed in the last 600 years, you all got those digital things nowadays.., says Quasimodo.

-It looks like I'll have to hit the doll for a few years until they build it up.

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Easter Bunny Killed By Landmine

-It was not a pretty sight, says witnesses who saw the bunny explode. -He seemed so happy, then kaboom! At least he went out with a bang!

Parents WMA has talked with say that however bad it looks, their kids kinda expected something like this would happen, so their not worried about telling them. Their gonna ask, did you film it?

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Fixed 737 Max 8 With Duck Tape

-I always keep a roll handy, I fly like a manic, so I always need to fix something in air. Sometimes I use it on passengers to, if I see someone is getting airsick I tape their mouth.

-I even taped a guys ass once, he was farting like a pig..., says Captain Soon Tobefired-Bigtime.

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Mysteriously Few Grey Haired Leaders In China

What is it with Chinese leaders, they look so perfect. It's like their all hair models. Where did the West go wrong? Was pollution ...