Ed Sheeran Now Also To Blame For WW2

All those concerts and nobody noticed.. the anger, the hate, the time travel...

It turns out the famous singer songwriter from Halifax West Yorkshire North in England has another side to him than his fans has been unaware of - until now. -It's time to speak up. The guy'a a warmonger, says devoted fan and all knowing social media activist Linda who's 23 years old and from the Netherlands. 

-This can't go on. He's worse than Putin! If we don't cancel him he will start World War 3,4 and 5!!! We have to act now! Linda, who has 1.2 million followers on Instagram, urge her fans to trash everything Ed Sheeran and, at the same time, buy her new make up line.

-For every thousand Euro I make I will donate a post with a picture of myself to the Palestine cause. I really feel we are making new ground here. This is where the battle is, not in Gaza. We can't win that war, but we can win this war. If we only generate enough hate towards innocent people like the Palestinians, who has nothing to do with the Israel Palestine conflict, then we have a shot. Peace! 

 Image by Bianca Van Dijk from Pixabay 

Downing Street 10 Renamed Downs Street 10

Some countries change Prime Minister as often as others change their underwear, it's hygienic, but not very practical...

Photo by Sergeant Tom Robinson RLC/MOD

Trump & Khamenei To Appear On Season Finale Of Deal Or No Deal

There battle of the Strait of Hummus to be continued live on NBC...

Photo by Goldenchipe - https://twitter.com/DealOrNoDealAUS

Refugee Kicked Out Of World Cup Can Stay On Earth

Fifa just annonced that the African refugee who was shamefully denied access to USA and thrown out has safely retured to his home country in Africa. 

A lot has changed since his brothers and sisters came over against their will a few hundred years ago, but not racism, thats pretty stabile. 

Chances are, there will be consequences next time the World Cup is hosted on the African continent. 

On the other hand, as long as things aren't worse than they are now, chances are, Africans are quite happy with the the rest of the world picking up the bill way into the future, as long as its available on the tv. 

Photo by  Mars Reconnaissance Orbiter

Winner Of World Cup NOT Playing Other Planets

 Fifa want to calm down players who fear that winning will turn into a galactic nightmare. 

"The winner of the Fifa World Cuo will not play against other life forms elsewhere in the Universe. So players can relax, they are not expected to play at a different gravity later on , they have had enough adjusting to the current climate".

-FIFA.                                             

 

Photo by Steve Jurvetson - Flickr

Bought All The Tickets In The Stadium - I Want To Watch The Game Alone!

After his tv broke down, he had an epiphany. -Why don't I buy the whole stadium? I can't believe I hadn't thought of that before. I guess I was brainwashed by these big flatscreen TVs. Anyhow, turns out the stadium wasn't for sale, so what about the tickets then, says Drum Boy.

-I don't want a bunch of strangers in the stadium any more than my living room, but I got to admit, the image quality is better on a huge 4K screen than up front. And the sound too, so I brought a portable speaker and played some music. Tell you the truth, I want paying much attention to the game.

-Now I just have to pay off my credit card depth. I got an African Bank with unlimited overdraft. That's gonna be interesting. Hey, you only live once, ey! Maybe not much longer, but at least I lived it while it lasted.

Photo by Beechey604

The Middle East Best At Renewable Warfare , Russia-Ukraine In At Lousy Second

 Just stating the obvious. It's only facts. Please scroll on. Nothing to see here. Scroll along... 

Image by Homo sapiens / public domain