About Time To Throw Turkey And Hungary Out Of NATO

Friends of Putin has no place in NATO. If Recap Erdogan and Viktor Orban like him so much, why dont they join him on the battlefield in Ukraine?

Kill 3 birds with one stone. 

Honestly, who can seriously oppose to Finland and Sweden joining NATO? Only traitors. 

Finland and Sweden are great countries, much better than Turkey and Hungary, this is an easy fix: throw those corrupt Putinouses out and replace them with grown up Scandinavian viking blood.

With emphasis on grown up.

Leaking Russians Everywhere

One would think the largest country in the world could hold on to its own people, but no, Russia leaks like a sieve. 

It's one of those situations where the people are smarter than their leader, they see through their bullshit, calculate the outcome and desides to hell with it and looks for a fresh start elsewhere. 

Classic immigration.

She's Dead

You all know who, and you are all probably tired of all the profesional and social media coverage, so unless it turns out Queen Elisabeth had slaves, we're gonna shut it.

Gorb Hit The Bucket, If Only It Was Putin...

The world will miss Mikhail Gorbatsjov, unlike  Putin. In fact, we all publicly, as in out loud, vocally, expressed our hope it was Putin who had died when the news of a leader in Moscow had passed. If only... 

If there is any reconciliation, his day wil come too, there is no escape... for anyone.

Trumpty Dumty Makes America Awful Again

Sucker for looser, the former President aims at destroying America if he does't win the next election. 
As the Feds found the nuke papers at his holiday home in Florida, he better run fast, if he's gets to run at all.

There's something offputting about blown up ego's thats trying to steal neclear weapons in envy.

If Every Human Gave Ukraine $10, It's Enough To Throw Out Russia

Joking aside:

A quick search online will show you how to help Ukraine. It's up to you who wins this war. You and me. Us. Not Putin. He doesn't have a say in this. 

We decide who wins the war. We decide who gets to tap into the world reserves of resources. Once their flodding in, there's no army in the world who can stop it. 

Certainly not the fifth biggest. There are armies that can take them out alone, 4, to be precise, so donate $10 and let the Russians feel how tiny they are.

Right now we all pay too much for everything because the Russian invasion causes so many global problems that the prices go up.

The best way to stop that is to stop Russia. So your $10 investment in Ukraine will pay back later with world order and regular price again. 

Give Ukraine $10 today. Save hundreds next year. If enough people do this, it will work, if we all do it, it will definitely work. 

Nobody can stand up to the world, certainly not a fucked up megalomaniac like Putin. He's an easy match if we decide to take him down. 

There's every reason in the world to do it, so lets all get behind Ukraine, donate the $10 and let them kick that motherfucker in the face and throw out his fucking army.


This has been a message supported by common sense.

World Food Crisis Can Be Solved By Eating Putin

An attempt to re-introduce cannibalism to solve the world food crisis caused by the Russians is already on its way. 

A group of cannibals hiding deep in an unknown jungle in Asia has been brought out to infiltrate the Kremlin and eat Putin. 

To blend in they are currently trained to act like Russian soldiers in a low iq faciliy for severly deranged people and the mission is expected to take place before any world organisation gets to have a say if this is a good idea or not. 

The mission is initiated and fully payed for by the African governments who are the most hurt by the Russian blockade of the Ukranian export wheat.

-We believe in the use of soft power and I'm sure Putin will be nice and tender when our cannibals set their teeth in him, says the spokesperson for the operation, Osaka Mojokaka.