A group of cannibals hiding deep in an unknown jungle in Asia has been brought out to infiltrate the Kremlin and eat Putin.
To blend in they are currently trained to act like Russian soldiers in a low iq faciliy for severly deranged people and the mission is expected to take place before any world organisation gets to have a say if this is a good idea or not.
The mission is initiated and fully payed for by the African governments who are the most hurt by the Russian blockade of the Ukranian export wheat.
-We believe in the use of soft power and I'm sure Putin will be nice and tender when our cannibals set their teeth in him, says the spokesperson for the operation, Osaka Mojokaka.
