Earth Looks Forward To Celebrate New Years Eve For The 4.5 Billionth Time

Assassin Realize He Must Stop Wearing Sunglasses At Work

Bai`s Dream, If He Ever Got Access To Clean Water, Is To Drink Sodapops All Day And Die Of Diabetes

Rodriguez Was So Fed Up Being An Overpaid Mexican He Escaped USA To Be A Major Rockstar In Europe

Ben Always Make A Big Entrance When He`s Late For work

50 Shades Of Gravy Not As Big Of A Hit

After Being Britains Leading Name In Health & Beauty For Over 160 Years, The Chain Store Discovered It Would Be Smart To Name It Something Else Than Boots

Time Square Introduce Commercial Time

Santa Crashed With A Boeing 747: 8 Reindeer Killed

The Mayans Who Predicted Doomsday Also Smoked A Lot Of Dope

The War On The War On Drugs Arms Up

It`s Official, Kim Jong-un Is As Stupid As His Dad

The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey - Not An Unexpected Hit

National Rifle Association Struggle To Recruit New Members

Fewer And Fewer Paedophiles Seek Careers As Catholic Priests

Kim Jong-un Hates That PSY Is From South Korea

PSY Waited To Release Gangnam Style Until The Population Was 7 Billion

Media Mogul Builds Golf Course In The Sky

Jeff Bezos Can See The Future

Chinese Customers Avoid Anything Assembled in USA

Surfer Girl Announce Abortion

Chinese People Think USA Is Tiny

Mike Tyson: I Prefer Budweiser Cause It Keeps Me From The Ring

Hot Lawyer Enjoy Being The One Everybody Wants To Shag

French Gay Muslims Finally Gets A Place To Bend Over

Tabloid Reporter Shot Down Over Buckingham Palace

Kate and William Name Their Baby London 2012

Kim Jong Un Is The New Face Of Pork Chops

Disabled Guys Enjoy Making Fun Of Functional People

Wordsmith Still Cleaning Up After The Dirty Election