Santa Crashed With A Boeing 747: 8 Reindeer Killed

A weak Michael Jackson moment.
Rudolph The Dead Reindeer. The North Pole Police Station reports Santa is good shape, but hospitalized until further notice. -He needs sleep, he hasn`t sleept or eaten since he took off X-Mas morning.

Santa notably admits he fell asleep behind the reindeer. -Usually Rudolph keeps me awake with his farts, but this year he hadn`t eaten any porridge. He`s gone bananas on this Atkins diet.

Photo Bart Fields

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