Mike Tyson: I Prefer Budweiser Cause It Keeps Me From The Ring

Me, myself & my boxer shorts. -I got enough problems as it is, says Iron Mike, former World Boxing Champion, now reality show celebrity, the only one qualifying without being in one -I`m still a heavyweight, but not in boxing.

-I`m heading for the top of non violent entertainment. I`m going to beat them all with my mouth. In later years I realised words can also be used to beat up people. I give my audience a good beating everyday and all they do is laugh. Ha ha ha!

-The only difference between my show and others is that I don`t have security,.. I can still whoop some ass. But the ticket price is the same. I got to insurance the whole audience cause I never know who I`ll beat up.

Photo Eva Rinaldi

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