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-I can`t speak for everyone, but I think aliens has an unfair reputation among humans. There is a certain stigma. I can feel it and thats why I don`t tell anyone I`m from planet Xorogon cause I sense it will not go well down with my co-workers.
-There are moment where I want to say the truth, like St. Patric`s Day when we are all dressed in green and doing stuff that is so alien to me. But whenever I do they always say, "You are so funny" or "You had too many pints of Guinness, lets take you home".
-A fellow alien of mine told his friends when he was sober and he was taken away the by white coats. It`s the golden rule among space immigrants, never when sober.
Judge Mayhem. The American court program who deals with smaller twists is going international with the hardcore judge Baltazar Garzón, known for kicking as on the international crime scene.
-He`s taken down hardcore nazi heads in Argentina, we expect the ratings to go through the roof as he taken on the worst criminals in the world. Too bad ultra criminals like Hitler, Stalin or Mao isn`t around for a court beating, but there are plenty of semi asholes around to keep the show running. We`ll never run out of material, says the CBS producer who after the announcement gets 24 hour security provided by Secret Service.
Dictators and leaders of terrorist organisations should piss in their pants. Cause nothing stops this man, he is the devil's nightmare.
-We really want to go away from the individuality thing and back to the single identity. We have to cause all the sperm emission is threatening the environment. It heats up the atmosphere. If we don`t start capturing sperm it will forever change the planet we live on.
-The old Egyptians knew his. They knew all about the power of the pussy. Thats why they build the pyramids. They where launches to shoot for the moon. Now you now why it`s covered in white. You know the saying, if you miss, at least you land among the stars. Thats how they made planets in the old days. Before logic came into place.
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-We are well aware this will increase traffic on 66, but the traffic jams on internet is way bigger and sometime we must realize that cruising for chicks online is better for the environment.
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-The plan was to send a grown one, but we couldn`t get the necessary engine power to blast throught the atmosphere, so we went with what our technology allowed us.
-Originally this program was set up during the war to ship Serbian prisoners out of Albania. It says a lot about that hate. Out of the country was not enough for them. They aimed for the moon, that way, even if they missed, they`ll land among the stars. It`s the kind of hate Hitler turns in his grave for.
-It must have been something else. The work they did obiously took a lot of concentration. Consider the poor conditions under which they performed these hard tasks, it is quite impressive actually.
-There is no signs of ADHD anywhere, whatsoever. If they had filled these camps with the hyperactive kids of today, no army in the world could keep them there for more than two minutes. Indications show that if they had done so, the war would have been over in 1941.
-To name the institution a concentration camp is obviously a misconception. Very much like the suicide bombers of today. They are cold blooded murderers, not self sacrificing victims which they sound like when you call them suicide bombers. Concentrate for f sake.
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-Rumours has it was an open and honest election, if so this is a complete catasthrophy. Whoever wins like that will never last in Kremlin.
-When I heard the explotion I knew spring is comming, says the mother who is sorry her daughter did not survive to share the moment with her.
-The titties are coming out so it`s impossible to hide. To go any further would be like doing Milli Vanilli one more time. If we stop now, he can still get away with it as a teenage prank of proportions. Do you want to know who`s really singing? His grandmother.
-After 40 years of this quasi commy bullshit I want to eat until I burst, watch porno films and vote for evil warmongers, says Average Anonymous.