The polar ice cap is melting for your safety

Global healing. With a growing population we need more freshwater. 2/3 of all drinkable water is tied up in these ridiculous ice mountains. Either stop complaining about global warming or sacrifice yourself. Donate your future water use by taking your own life. These drinks has been stored longer than any Whiskey bottle and don`t contain a drop of alcohol, we should price ourselves lucky it hasn`t gone bad.

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