That`s one small step for a man, one giant leap for midgets

Midgets in space. -It`s actually a modified miniature model we found in on eBay. It`s scale 1:10, says the SpendMoneyOnBullshitMinister in Albania.

-The plan was to send a grown one, but we couldn`t get the necessary engine power to blast throught the atmosphere, so we went with what our technology allowed us.

-Originally this program was set up during the war to ship Serbian prisoners out of Albania. It says a lot about that hate. Out of the country was not enough for them. They aimed for the moon, that way, even if they missed, they`ll land among the stars. It`s the kind of hate Hitler turns in his grave for.

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