-I can`t speak for everyone, but I think aliens has an unfair reputation among humans. There is a certain stigma. I can feel it and thats why I don`t tell anyone I`m from planet Xorogon cause I sense it will not go well down with my co-workers.
-There are moment where I want to say the truth, like St. Patric`s Day when we are all dressed in green and doing stuff that is so alien to me. But whenever I do they always say, "You are so funny" or "You had too many pints of Guinness, lets take you home".
-A fellow alien of mine told his friends when he was sober and he was taken away the by white coats. It`s the golden rule among space immigrants, never when sober.
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