Vladimir Putin signs 12 year contract as leading man in the Russian news

"One small step for mankind, one
giant leap for me" -Vladimir Putin.
The Putins. The contract does not include foreign stardom. The Putin news show will however be exported to international markets, but it is not anticipated to be a global hit.

-There`s too many news show now. Too many views to hit a home run like the cold days. He has to get better writer on his show to keep up with the competition. Viewers has grown tired of signing treaties and sitting in chairs talking to other leaders, says media analytic Soon Tobe Killed.

The shows producer Natasha Gazrubles, says they`ve come up with some amazing story twists to keep the interest up. -In season 2014 he goes to the moon to save a missing astronaut and in 2020 we reveal his unknown brother.

News critics John Weird from the New York Circus still says it`s not enough. -They need a good rape. A barfight. Something to get the rumors going. If he punched another state leader in the face, live on tv, that would do it for me.

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