Company sponsor nursery to get them while their young

Baby branding. -We want them to grow up thinking our product is part of nature. That buying our products is as common as breathing, says Satanja from Hell Corp. 

-Thats why we target babies. Instead of brain washing them later, we add a little detergent now and let them do the cleaning.

According to the Wrong Information Act, companies like, The Devil wears Prada, can sue kids who grow up non loyal to their designated products. -Off course, we want our money back. Hey, surgical adds are expensive, we`re talking a 25 year individually designed campaign here.


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