Merkel offers France to run the country

Ministry of Cool. -Maybe, maybe not. If I loose the election, sure, offcourse, il était juste.., says Sarkozy, but why stop there? Let`s get Hillary Clinton here. Her husband will love it, love it mm m. And 
Tulia Tmoshenko, what good is she in an Ukrainan prison. Let her come to France and flourish. 

-Everybody knows this, the finance crisis is not the problem in France. It`s the men. It`s a male crisis. Too many powerful men. Look to Germany, one woman in power was enough to avoid the male crisis.

-Thats why the French people should vote for me, cause I am a woman at heart. I`m shorter than most men, I always talk and talk and talk and I`m energetic like a teenage pussy.

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