MIT is developing drone politician

The Republicator prototype, -He will wear a car
salesman suit come election time, off course. We
will not allow his balls to hang out like that.
We are not doing Mitt Romney, says MIT sellout
 Casher Inn.

Rape contest. The Republican Party is giving up their human animation program and throw their money at creating a president candidate from scratch instead. -Using humans as clay doesn`t work so well in our tv world. It did for a while, but as the cameras got better it is more obvious now that it`s all fake. Thats why we`re closing down our operation with Pixar.

The MIT drone program will have a candidate ready for the 2016 election. Our alcoholic team of delusional dimwits is working on his likable bio and its good. -We have to admit it has to be a man. We tried to make a woman, but it ended up being an 18 year old fuckdoll every time, say Republican Egoist and slimy lobbyist Roger Ashole.

-Nor will it be black. The Republicans can`t deal with another one. Pure racist hatred will probably decide the 2016 outcome. Especially for the conservatives. There are limits to how long we can keep it in.

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