Ben Always Make A Big Entrance When He`s Late For work

Spare me. -I want to make sure everybody remember me by name, gender and dick size. I have a huge cock and it needs an introduction at the workplace. A little salute to welcome the slong. I used to be the ringer at Tower Bell in London, says Ben.

-And I didn`t use the... you know what. 3 years ago Westminister went electric. Neighbours where complaining about my erectic sound. It was too loud. I was hitting it way hard. What could I do? I`m Big Ben.

-Now I work at... I can`t remember. Anyway, I work there and I try not to sound like the clock hits 12.00, but its hard. Especially with the size of my balls.

Photo Rock Cousteau