Arms race. The US Army is paying close attention to Putins use of snow tanks during the Winter Games. The is no natural snow in Sochi and the Americans see this as an inciting of a new Cold War.
-They are demonstrating their ability to freeze out an entire city. What's interesting is that they do it to their own people. Little has changed in Russia. Their still willing to sacrifice millions, says general US Paranoid.
Darth Vader says in a statement sent to all corners of the Galaxy that he is truly sorry for not being more scary. -It was my intention that you would have to live with this, not speak up about it, clearly I've done a bad job.
Darth Vader has promised the Emperor that all accusers will be silenced by dawn and that he will not bring shame upon the Empire ever again.
-I've learned my lesson. I'm not a comedian. I'm an evil Sith Lord. It's my mission to destroy the Rebel Alliance. However, to reach my goal I might have to re-evaluate my strategy.