Angela Merkel Made Surprise Visit At The White House
Big Momma's House. -I put on my old lady outfit, left my cell phone at home and took a plane to Washington. Simple as that. I'm not a kind of person who attracts attention without my crew. I went on one of those tours and sneaked into the Oval Office. Boy, did I scare him.
Darth Vader says in a statement sent to all corners of the Galaxy that he is truly sorry for not being more scary. -It was my intention that you would have to live with this, not speak up about it, clearly I've done a bad job.
Darth Vader has promised the Emperor that all accusers will be silenced by dawn and that he will not bring shame upon the Empire ever again.
-I've learned my lesson. I'm not a comedian. I'm an evil Sith Lord. It's my mission to destroy the Rebel Alliance. However, to reach my goal I might have to re-evaluate my strategy.