Adeel Got Milkshake All Over Him In Major Earthquake

Lactose intolerance. -I thought I was suppose to shake this thing. I didn't know it was self shaking. I can't afford to spill my milk like this. It has to come with some sort of warning label "Might spill during earthquake".

-I'm suing whoever made this. If I can only find the carton among the ruins. This ruining my day. I have to shower, but there's no shower...

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