Pistorius Got The Blade Idea From Watching Jar Jar Binks

Star Wars Episode Crazy. -I got the idea from watching the Star Wars Saga. I liked Jar Jar Binks juggling around. Then it hit me, I can do that. I can be a goofball hero, says Oscar Pistorius.

-It was either that, my pot smoking brother or  watching Blade Runner directed Ridley Scott.

-My blade is better than the human foot. I can win anything and IOC can`t stop me. I`m retarded. My next wish is that they introduce 100m kangaroo at the Olympics.

-Anytime soon now, Nike will change my add line to Just Jump. I`m unstoppable.

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