Being In A Reality Show On Local Access Is Not So Hot

Mungo Tv. The show has more participators than viewers. -Our advertisers want to buy script time, meaning, time the reality contenders watch an add inserted in the shooting script, says Paul Proud at Access Everywhere.

Most people assume rating fell when they hear about the low numbers, but in reality, it never did. Local access always s#@ed.

-I though jumping on the band wagon would help, but 15 years in... I don`t know what to say. It`s like we try to emulate the bad programming we are known for by imitating the networks who imitate us.

Photo Marc van der Chijs

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