Drug Cartels Give Their Support To Lance

DOPEC. -We feel for you man, hands down, if you get problems with future delivery, we`ll be there for you. You have been like Jesus for us, says a secret spokesman for DCA (Drug Cartel Association).

-Armstrong has enormous street cred among smugglers. They scratch their heads wondering how he did it. And right infront of everybody! The whole world was watching. With that kind of attention, none of them would make it through airport security. The least France. On a bike!

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