Bashar al-Assad Buys Playstation 4: -I Want To Play Donkey Kong

-I like the Donkey.
Die Dumb in Syria. -I also look forward to my custom made Grand Theft Auto Damascus and Super Mario Assad, says the enforced President.

-Gaming gives me the opportunity to show what a ruthless dictator I am. I always kill unnecessary amounts of innocent people to demonstrate my strength and power.

-Sometimes my servants walk into my office at 4 o'clock in the morning and I'm still killing. It makes them numb. I like that.

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