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Santa -I Haven’t Seen So Many Jewish Kids Cry Since Holocaust

Crybabies. -Couples don’t think mixed relationships thoroughly through. If one of the kids is jewish he’s not getting any. Parents have to respect this. 

-Santa is for kids with white upbringing. If we get slippery on this I have to give presents to the muslims too. Have you got any idea many they are? I have 24 hours to get the job done. I got to draw the line somewhere. Lance Armstrong is helping me with France this year. He’s proven himself before so I know he’s up for it.

-I can’t have people who follow the rules. I need someone who can get the job done. No questions asked. Do I care if he use drugs? No. Do I care if he finish one time? Yes.

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