X-Men Don’t Celebrate Xmas: Santa Is Not One Of Us

What does the Wolf say? -He’s like a repair man who gives away shit to make people like him. We save the freakin world yo! We don’t waste our time on toys. He’s a pussy, says Wolverine.

-We could really need his help, but he's always at his toy factory. Bla bla bla bla bla. When kids reach a certain age they understand Santa’s full of shit, but he never face it cause there's always new ones coming. If people could stop f@#king we could get an end to this!

Most Humans Still Alive Half Way Through Trumps Presidency

-Humanity will survie Trump, says Ali Baba junior, he got less than 2 years left, there's not enough time to kill 7 billion people. ...