Katy Perry Bitten By Tiger

Lion Queen. The pop star where attacked by a cat activist in the London Zoo. Apparently the tiger didn't like how they where represented in her music video and tried to correct it by attacking her.

-They are brutally aggressive and violent, says Zoo keeper Danger Stupid. They are the reason dinosaurs where extinct - they ate them, but thats kept secret from the public to avoid panic.

-Crocodiles only survived cause they could hide in the water. If tigers could swim they would eat whales. That's all tigers do, eat and rape other animals.

Photo Eva Rinaldi Celebrity and Live Music Photographer

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