John Kerry Not Diagnosed With Horse Face Cause Nobody Dare To

-I never looked at it like that. I've always seen myself as the
face of the Democratic Party.
Facial. While kids across the Western world receive letters reading "you suffer from horse face", the Foreign Minister of USA, who looks like a stallion more than anyone, doesn't. 

-I can't get myself to mail the letter, says the doctor who diagnosed him based on his many TV appearances. -It's so obvious, it's the only thing I can think of when I see him. There's that horse guy again.

-You might ask, what's the point of diagnosing their looks? To help. We can make them look like cows.

Most Humans Still Alive Half Way Through Trumps Presidency

-Humanity will survie Trump, says Ali Baba junior, he got less than 2 years left, there's not enough time to kill 7 billion people. ...