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| -I never looked at it like that. I've always seen myself as the face of the Democratic Party. |
Facial. While kids across the Western world receive letters reading "you suffer from horse face", the Foreign Minister of USA, who looks like a stallion more than anyone, doesn't.
-I can't get myself to mail the letter, says the doctor who diagnosed him based on his many TV appearances. -It's so obvious, it's the only thing I can think of when I see him. There's that horse guy again.
-You might ask, what's the point of diagnosing their looks? To help. We can make them look like cows.
