New Mayor Of New York: -What... Me? Ok, I'll Do It
Tarzan saves the city. Former mental patient Steve Wrong becomes the first Democrat to lead the city since the 80s. -I will continue where they left off, says Mayor Wrong who is too drunk to make a public appearance.
-My first initiative is a frisk and search initiative for white collar crime only meaning, if your black and Wall Street dirty you can walk.
-I will keep you posted on my whereabouts through my secretary. Don't get too excited.