Dogs Cause More Global Damage Than Humans

-Bad dog, you've been a bad dog.
Doggy style. According to the post Bush administration, a Golden Retriever, operating out of Bagdad, is 4 months away from developing a nuclear bomb. CIA admit they did not see that coming.

The nuclear program has been developed in all secrecy with the financial support of Pedigree Pal. -This comes as a shock to all of us, says the owner of the dog, a UN Weapon Inspector from Sweden.

The dog says in an barking interview with Swedish Television that he had no intention to take over the world, he only wanted some attention from his owner. -Hey, I'm a dog, I did it my way. I make a lot of noise when I want attention.

Photo Anders Ljungberg

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