Curiosity Makes Shocking Discovery: Men Are From Mars!

Robocop. And so are women, which is even more shocking. -We thought they where from Venus, says NASA in a statement to the American public.

-This is very disappointing. I'm not sure I want to know what else Curiosity might find on Mars, says Gladys Day who works as an astronaut for NASA.

-I've always felt that my husband is a bit of a pussy, but to know that he actually is, is quite disturbing to me.

-I don't want people to think of me as a lesbian in uniform. I don't want them to look at me as a dyke because I married a man. I want my Venus. I want my roots back.

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