Fans in shock after Lady Gaga took a dumb

The brown carpet. -She took off her dress, sat down like a donkey and shat on the red carpet. Then she picket up the poo with her doggy bag and placet it in her purse. How fcuked up is that? This whole breeze of silence hit the crowd and all the kids gaped asking for "Daddy...!", says a journalist and you know you can trust them.

-Yeah, we never lie, especially not about Gaga, what is there to lie about? She`s a Lady. I once heard she dated a monkey, but then I heard what he did to her and realized he was a monkey. I also think she went out with a chimpanzee.

-Rockstars are so well behaved today it`s refreshing with someone who remind us we`re all humans and not polished glossy photos. The word has it she`s coming out with the new fragrance shit. Apparently it smells like hell.

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