Breakfast funeral. The people at Kellogg`s has been real busy coming up with a breakfast cereal who will appeal to hardcore anti-Americans. -We want to capitalize on the hate, suicide bombing has been a trend for quite some time now and finally our marketing department found a way to cash in on it: We made it
really crispy. It explodes in your mouth, says head at stupid.
-The slogan to our advertising campaign is "Blow up your family". Family first,
right? And we swopped the Kellogg rooster on the carton with a ticking bomb to make it more appealing to young jihads. This is gonna be a killer at the market!
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