Dr. Strangehate or: How I Learned to Stop Gearing Up and Love Disarming the Bomb

Obama and Medvedev agreed on disarming their nuclear arsenal untill they can only blow up humanity 400 times. -We have no need to bomb earth after that. There`s probably not that many left to kill anyway. We have no interest in murdering squirrels or sea bass on a mass scale. Just as long as we have enough to delete Iran within a few minutes we`re fine.