Hezbollah's Leader Looks An Awful Lot Like Francis Ford Coppola

The Godfather. -I get that question all the time. Did you make the Godfather? No I AM THE GODFATHER. My name is Hassan and I drive Nissan Hatega. I could kill everyone of those jerks asking me that question, but then it wouldn`t be much left of Hezbollah.

-And I would get problems getting support against Israel if I did too much of that. A little is always acceptable, I need to keep my men in line, but not 9 out of 10.

-I didn`t make Apocalypse Now either, but my God I`m doing my best to make the reality version of it. Doomsday is my profession. It`s my life. It`s my everything.

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