-It`s just a peace of land in the ocean full of traitors. We need to fight for something bigger. Let`s grab Nordern Ireland! The British aren`t able to govern those people. They have been fighting forever. For what? Religion? Jesu Christ, they behave like muslims!
-Whats the difference between shia muslims and catholics and protestants and sunni muslims? It`s all the same shit. Unlike Britain we can justify our invasion with freedom and democracy and save UK a hell of a lot of humiliation before Iraq decides to do the same.