Brazil Finally Single And Ready To Mingle

Sweet oil. After an expensive marriage Brazil finally gets to persure the beauties of single life. -We really look forward to not having to take into consideration... not having to care whether the other part likes us to... and lets not forget asking for permission. Oh, we hated that, tells Head of Oil Shit Lucas Ricodo.

-So what are we gonna do? Start a war? Maybe, maybe not. It seems to be the fashion these days. Who could we take on that both fulfill some bullshit democracy purpose and have a lot of natural resources, but not quite the military power to protect it?

-Sweden! They have a lot of blonds. Do that count as natural resources? Hell yeah! Lets go.

 Photo Denise Mayumi