US Army: -We have to do more nuclear testing where bin Laden is buried

Underwater bombmarine. -We`re getting help from Japanese scientist to make sure there is a lot of leakage, says contra terrorist Joe America.

-The dead terrorist testing program has been a succees and we`re now looking into including living terrorist. We could for example do live feed bombings. With the right slow motion cameras that could be a winner on youtube. 

-We`re dropping a few internet sensations in the weeks to come. Suicide society is my favorite. It`s gonna kick ass.

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