Toys "R" Us buys Microsoft

MicroToys. -We needed some cool new toys in our product line and istead of developing something fersh ourselves we layed 8.5 billin dollars on the table and said "ah.. Microsoft will do".

-It saves us a lot of trouble says the retired data Engineers at Seniorsoft. Creating new software, expanding the business, hire people... I can`t imagine going through all that again.

-We considered buying Microsoft for years, but found their products too large for our shelfs, says Toys boss del Playa. -Over the last few years the company become so small we decided not to think about it anymore. This is not official, but that night one Toys R Us employee bought it spontaneously when drunksurfing the web.

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