Charlie Sheen: I took leave of absence from myself

Enemy of the self. -My life was too perfect. I was married to this beautiful woman whom I have two great kids with. I do what I love for a living and I make more money than I`m able to spend. Sooner or later I would f#@k it up right?! There`s no way I could keep this up for long. So I decided to get over with it. I left myself and become a giant dope head for two months. Getting a divorce on my return was not part of the perfect life rescue plan.

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