Men who wear pants while surfing the web spend less time online

Web pants. -Our study found out they actually have a life, which was a huge surprise to us cause we though their where all wasting their life, says Google Analytic Barbara Cronkite.

-Not that it`s bad.., it was just a shock to us. All this time we though they where the once`s surfing porn online and it turned out to be our employees. It`s San Francisco. What can you do?

-It`s weird to think about, but half of our data halls are filled with porn.

Photo Andrew Feinberg

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