Pakistan: Ehh ohh ahh ahh

Sympathy with the devil. The entire government has been unavailable for comments about their knowledge of Osama bin Laden`s whereabouts. -Pakistan is closed. We`re renovating the sewer system and not opening until we have cleaned up all the shit. This might take a while, says press secretary at the Pakistan Intelligence.

Most Humans Still Alive Half Way Through Trumps Presidency

-Humanity will survie Trump, says Ali Baba junior, he got less than 2 years left, there's not enough time to kill 7 billion people. ...