CIA runs Jimmy Kimmel through security one last time before the roast of Osama bin Laden

White House Correspondent Video. -It`s the first time I`m hosting a roast without the selected target present, but since he is already toasted there is not much I can do about that. It would have been fun to see the look on his face as we trashed him, says Jimmy. 

-But I`m glad his friends couldn`t make it. Self irony doesn`t seem to be their strongest side. Besides, it`s scary enough doing standup as it is. We have to deal with bombing on stange everyday, as if we`re going to have the audience explode too?

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