Signs up for Libya as a regular soldier

Last man fighting. -With the upcoming election I decided not to do another monkey campaign with a republican playmate. I`m going after Gaddafi instead. I`m spending my last days on the ground fighting for freedom in Libya. I got too much gun powder running through my veins to retire.

-I was born a soldier and I will die a soldier. Few people know this, but I was born on the battlefield. My mother gave birth to me during the civil war and two minutes old my dad gave me my first gun to protect my mom. If you look closely at the declaration of independence you will see my name on it.

-My wife asked me if I`m afraid of Gaddafi and I told her no. I hear he`s crazy, but when it comes to war, I`m crazier.


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