Cannes fashion festival

Star carpet. The world's oldest and most prestigious fashion show takes place on the red carpet infront of Cannes film festival in France each year. The event is so spectacular that the models who usually do this line of work are dumped for the benefit of filmstars.

-We do it to plug our movies. If we didn`t I don`t think anyone would notice what was screening. Or even notice if it`s a cinema inside, says Uma Thurman in a fake interview with The Onion.


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