President of Pakistan: Why do we have to be neighbors with Afghanistan?

Troublestan. -Why can`t we border Canada instead?Afghanistan is like than son in law you wish where dead cause he goes in and out of prison and puts shame on the family, but you can`t kill him cause he`s the father of your grandchildren and he lives next door. Obama, if you think USA is a mess, look in the dictionaty under mess. It`s says Pakistan. We are the definition of mess. Come here and run this shithole and I promise you after two weeks you`ll be so morally corrupt you`ll think New Orleans is the prettiest place on earth.

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