Donald Trump talks about his German heritage, the plan to take over the world and how he got those magic lips

Heil Hitler. At his speech at the Conservative convention Trump revealed how he will take over the world. -The plan is simple. First get Obama out of the White House. Then I`ll win the election. After that I`ll gear up the war on terror to include everything on earth except the republican party.

After the stunning applaud Trump revealed the secret to his magic monkey butt lips. -People often ask me, "Trump, how did you get those fabulous lips?" -"Botox".

Photo Gage Skidmore

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